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I don’t like writing about Ashley Tisdale much; It makes me feel so dirty. Every time I think about her I think about her on Disney and I keep forgetting she’s no longer sixteen and it’s perfectly legal for me to talk about her on her hands and knees doggie style in a bikini on the beach in Hawaii. God, I so want to do her!

So, here’s Ashley Tisdale on her hands and knees doggie style in a bikini on the beach in Hawaii. This pose seems to be a favorite of our hotshot celebs these days!

I just wish it was with me with Ashley Tisdale like this….. Well, at lease we know how she likes it!!

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Can anyone name a single song that Ashley Tisdale sings? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

This is Ashley Tisdale performing her latest song, that no one seems to know. Not now, not ever.

But damn, she looks cute singing, doesn’t she?

Is it me or has Disney created a great new set of future drama queens? We can thank Disney for Lindsay Lohan, who tends to grace all of the blogs on a regular basis. Now we can thank them for Ashley Tisdale too.

The shorts is a good gauge of how much of a drama queen Ashley Tisdale is going to be. If her shorts are shorter than her pockets, well, that’s a early sign that she’ll be a regular on all of the celeb blogs – and not in a good light!

What Ashley Tisdale hasn’t figured out yet is that in order to sell records she needs to go a bit further to whore herself out. Ashley Tisdale needs to be much more like Britney Spears. When she pulls that off, she’ll sell a lot more records!

And then maybe one of us might know a song that she sings.

Stand by. Ashley Tisdale is sure to have a sex tape coming out shortly!

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It seems like just yesterday I posted up some pictures of Ashley Tisdale and implied that she was a future porn star. (Okay, it was last Friday really.) Well, it seems I called it pretty good.

This is Ashley Tisdale leaving for the 2009 MTV Movie Awards yesterday. Um, I’m not sure if she’s going to an awards show or if she’s started working part time as a call girl. Because in my dreams, late at night, when I dream that Ashley Tisdale is my high priced call girl that services my needs…. This is exactly what she’s wearing. Including the call girl shoes!

The only question I have is…. Ashley Tisdale, how much?

Oh my god, the things I could teach this woman.

Hey, if Ashley Tisdale wants to dress like this, well, I’m not responsible for my actions!!!!!

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I honestly believe that Disney is the root of all evil in the world, and today I feel vindicated. Twice.

Is this some celebrity that you all know and like, or is it some solo girl taking off her clothes on the Internet? Would you believe it’s Ashley Tisdale???

I know that acting and porn can be a fine line; I just spent the past two weeks locked up in my house watching the entire Battlestar Galactica series in one shot and some of it was pretty damn sexy. But this….. I think Ashley Tisdale is pushing things here!

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I feel a little queer writing about Ashley Tisdale because she’s a big Disney star. Sometimes I think that Disney is less interested in high quality family entertainment, but instead has secretly become a breeding ground for future sluts. Ashley Tisdale here is a perfect example….

This is Ashley Tisdale filming some kind of a music video. Hmmm. Doesn’t she know that she’s wearing a garter belt – and exactly what a garter belt is used for?

Ashley Tisdale is another upcoming future slut. Trust me on this one.

I can’t wait until her first meltdown.

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