Ashley TEASEdale
Ashley Tisdale needs to cut this out already. The teasing. It’s too much already.
This is a woman – yeah, she’s like fucking twenty-five years old already – who has made a career out of being jailbait, and continues to do so. Hence the pictures of Ashley Tisdale in sexy tight leggings. But… What the fuck is up with those sneakers? Hello?
Sneakers or not, jail bait or not, we’d all hit Ashley Tisdale…..
Tight Teen Jeans
I know I pick on Ashley Tisdale a lot. A lot. But maybe it’s one of those cases when you like someone so you pick on them to get their attention. Because even though I pick on her, there is nothing I want more than Ashley Tisdale and her undivided fucking attention. I only really need two or three minutes of her time really.
This is Ashley Tisdale yesterday afternoon in Southern California, where she lives with the rest of the Disney stars. Rumor has it that they all live on the same block. It must be nice to live in Beverly Hills in a million dollar house at age twenty-four. Nice car too, I might add.
Yeah, I’ll take Ashley Tisdale any which way I can get her. she’s that cute. And of course we love her to death in her tight jeans!
Ashley Tisdale Pathetic
Is it me, or is Ashley Tisdale pathetic here?
It kills me that this young twenty-four year old has everything in the world going for her, she’s famous, sexy, rich… And she wants more. It seems being an actress isn’t enough for her.
So now she considers herself a rock star. What Ashley Tisdale hasn’t figured out is that her fan base is made up of kids who don’t like rock and roll and older men who want to do obscene things to her, and without the sexy visual, well, her music sucks.
But Ashley Tisdale is trying, that’s for sure.
I might not never take her seriously as a rocker chick but Ashley Tisdale sure does look great trying!
Sexy Ashley Tisdale
Ashley Tisdale attended the Teen Choice Awards Sunday night, looking very much like the lady!
It’s about time that Ashley Tisdale figured out the difference between sexy and slutty. At least this time around she was dress for the right age group.
Of course, that’s not to say that we wouldn’t mind seeing Ashley Tisdale naked. We are sure that’s coming soon!
Ashley Tisdale is in an odd place. She’s much older than everyone thinks, while she’s still on during prime time on Disney playing a role as a teenager. She’s still sixteen in the eyes of millions of our youth.
Guilty Pleasures
So, um, we have to new shots of Ashley Tisdale this morning for our guilty viewing pleasure….. That’s a little play on words there.
Here we have Ashley Tisdale in all of her beauty, in a super short skirt, see through top, and black bra…. I think she also died her hair red. That’s hot in itself. After seeing these photos, we are sure a dozen men will have wet dreams tonight. Perverts.
This set of photos of Ashley Tisdale is for her new album “Guilty Pleasures”. I…. Wasn’t aware that Ashley Tisdale sang anything, but it seems she does. Dunno if I could name a single song Ashley Tisdale sings. What she hasn’t figured out yet is that we don’t love her for her talent, only because she’s young and beautiful.
It’s got to suck for Ashley Tisdale to be a child star who is turning into a beautiful woman. I mean, she’s what – 25 years old? But we still think of her as a teen actress and will for some time. At least until she does a celebrity sex tape!
Ashley And Daisy Duke
For me the verdict about Ashley Tisdale is still out. I think she’s hot, but otherwise a mess and one step away from following Lindsay Lohan into the Hollywood gutter. She sure does seem to enjoy her short shorts! Of course, we’ll need to see a whole lot more of her before we can pass judgment on Ashley Tisdale!
As long as Ashley Tisdale keeps wearing her daisy dukes, well, we’ll be happy!
Hawaii Bikini
Here’s some more pictures of Ashley Tisdale in Hawaii in her bikini. Must be nice to take the summer off and spend it in Hawaii in your bikini. Sweet!
Ashley Tisdale is all grown up now, so I don’t have a problem saying I want to dry hump her when she’s wearing her bikini! And a few other things!
Tisdale In Hawaii
I don’t like writing about Ashley Tisdale much; It makes me feel so dirty. Every time I think about her I think about her on Disney and I keep forgetting she’s no longer sixteen and it’s perfectly legal for me to talk about her on her hands and knees doggie style in a bikini on the beach in Hawaii. God, I so want to do her!
So, here’s Ashley Tisdale on her hands and knees doggie style in a bikini on the beach in Hawaii. This pose seems to be a favorite of our hotshot celebs these days!
I just wish it was with me with Ashley Tisdale like this….. Well, at lease we know how she likes it!!
Tisdale Performs
Can anyone name a single song that Ashley Tisdale sings? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
This is Ashley Tisdale performing her latest song, that no one seems to know. Not now, not ever.
But damn, she looks cute singing, doesn’t she?
Is it me or has Disney created a great new set of future drama queens? We can thank Disney for Lindsay Lohan, who tends to grace all of the blogs on a regular basis. Now we can thank them for Ashley Tisdale too.
The shorts is a good gauge of how much of a drama queen Ashley Tisdale is going to be. If her shorts are shorter than her pockets, well, that’s a early sign that she’ll be a regular on all of the celeb blogs – and not in a good light!
What Ashley Tisdale hasn’t figured out yet is that in order to sell records she needs to go a bit further to whore herself out. Ashley Tisdale needs to be much more like Britney Spears. When she pulls that off, she’ll sell a lot more records!
And then maybe one of us might know a song that she sings.
Stand by. Ashley Tisdale is sure to have a sex tape coming out shortly!
Future Call Girl
It seems like just yesterday I posted up some pictures of Ashley Tisdale and implied that she was a future porn star. (Okay, it was last Friday really.) Well, it seems I called it pretty good.
This is Ashley Tisdale leaving for the 2009 MTV Movie Awards yesterday. Um, I’m not sure if she’s going to an awards show or if she’s started working part time as a call girl. Because in my dreams, late at night, when I dream that Ashley Tisdale is my high priced call girl that services my needs…. This is exactly what she’s wearing. Including the call girl shoes!
The only question I have is…. Ashley Tisdale, how much?
Oh my god, the things I could teach this woman.
Hey, if Ashley Tisdale wants to dress like this, well, I’m not responsible for my actions!!!!!













































