Bang The Cheerleader

11 Oct 10

It’s entirely possible that Ashley Tisdale is the smartest woman alive!

Let’s face it, the only reason Heroes ever amounted to anything was because Hayden Panettiere was a young and sexy cheerleader. You know, save the cheerleader, save the world and all that stuff. Let’s face it – sex sells, and nothing sells sex like a young cheerleader.

And now we have Ashley Tisdale. She’s about to make that great big leap from Disney to adulthood, even though she’s twenty-five the general public still sees her as a Disney teen. Now she’s doing a real TV show outside of Disney about cheerleaders. Cheerleaders sell.